Lady It Is Not A Parking Spot!

Coming out of Mickey D's after a nice quick lunch with two of the girls. Ok not a nice lunch in terms of nutrition and taste but nice in that it is just me and the girls. Backing out of the parking spot which was right near the Mickey D's drive thru entrance I had to beep my horn at a guy who was blocking me. He moved I started to back out only to be blocked off by some older lady oblivious to the world.

"Mama she isn't even moving she is putting on makeup" Leyna says just as annoyed with her as me.

I look, she is plucking hairs from her face not caring I'm stuck and now cars are lining up no one able to move because she decided to park where it isn't a parking spot.

Waiting... I beep my horn.. she isn't paying attention. I'm annoyed I get out of my car and walk up to her.

"Lady this isn't a parking spot and your blocking me from getting out" I said nicely

"This is a parking spot" she says

"No this isn't a parking spot and your in the way" at this point she should apologize at least

"This is a parking spot I can park here" not the response I was looking for

"Lady you ran over a plastic cone it is NOT a parking spot!!" I said pointing to the cone under her left tire and she looks.

WTH I mean if you have to run over a bright orange cone something should tell you not to park there

"Don't yell" was her only response

"Lady this isn't a parking spot and your blocking EVERYONE!!" I walk off muttering idiot while she yells out the window "Don't yell at me" so I hit her car not hard just like a slap and walked back to my car. She was than yelling "Stupid" And I'm yelling back

"Your stupid it is NOT a parking spot"

She moved after I left after a few other cars beeped their horns and cussed her under the breath. One day.. I tell you one day!!